{"id":16196,"date":"2021-03-22T09:00:15","date_gmt":"2021-03-22T09:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.babestation.tv\/blog\/?p=16196"},"modified":"2025-07-04T15:47:06","modified_gmt":"2025-07-04T14:47:06","slug":"worst-chat-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.babestation.tv\/blog\/worst-chat-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Ten Worst Chat Up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"

When have chat up lines ever worked? If you’ve managed to pull a girl<\/a> with a well crafted chat up line then fair play to you but in most cases they come off as cheesy or tone deaf to what the girl is actually looking for. Check out this post for some of the worst chat up lines and techniques for pulling and see if you’re falling into the same traps.<\/p>\n

Back in November last year we posted a blog called, ‘How Not To Talk To Women’<\/a> It featured several excerpts from a now defunct Tumblr blog account by @Babe_tv and focused mostly on guys who call the babeshows<\/a> and specifically target the models who appear on them in an attempt to pick them up.<\/p>\n

Well, we’ve found some more observations and useful tips for anybody struggling with their chatup game. From scouring the Twitterverse, @Babe_TV has come up with a top ten worst chat up lines.\u00a0 Check out the following list for some helpful hints and tips of what NOT to do when messaging a babeshow model…or any female to be fair!<\/p>\n

For this post, I\u2019ve assembled a slightly tongue-in-cheek resume documenting the top ten, absolutely 100% guaranteed NOT to work, methods of winning the heart of a TV model on Twitter. It\u2019s harsh, but if you\u2019ve seen what I\u2019ve seen, I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll feel it\u2019s perfectly fair\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Worst Chat Up Lines – Top 10<\/em><\/p>\n

10. Pretending it\u2019s your birthday. It\u2019s not your birthday. She knows it\u2019s not your birthday. Saying: \u201cHey, it\u2019s my birthday! Let\u2019s DM rude and pervy pix to each other until you fall in love with me!\u201d will not work \u2013 even if it IS your actual, real birthday. The fact that it is your birthday (if it was, which it isn\u2019t), does not change the fact that she has no idea who you are and would not go near you with a security guard and a fish fork. Hence, saying it is your birthday does not make it any more likely that your dream babe will extend the hand of lurve.<\/em><\/p>\n

9. Pretending to be \u201cin the industry\u201d. For this one, you must essentially make sure your profile pic is a bog standard, default egg, and that you have absolutely no idea whatsoever how to upload anything that might make your account look vaguely profesh. Ideally, you will also have fewer than 10 followers, and finish 99% of your tweets with the word \u201clol\u201d. You then approach TV babes at random saying: \u201cHi babe; I\u2019m doing a shoot and I can pay you, like, loadz of good money. Please follow me so I can DM you all the relevant shit\u2026\u201d Don\u2019t forget to vary your proposed payment rate from insulting to astronomical so all the models can marvel in stunned silence at what an award-winning plank you are, and block your sorry ass before people start to consider you dangerous.<\/em><\/p>\n

8. Mentioning your dick. So, when you see James Bond on the telly, and he\u2019s on the pull, does he go up to a babe and start talking about his dick?\u2026 No. Why\u2019s that then? Well, mainly it\u2019s because some women would make an immediate departure, some would throw vodka in his face, some would bar-stool him in the Niagras, and the rest would quite literally end his life. There is a very good reason why cool, successful guys don\u2019t ask women if they can send them pictures of their dicks\u2026 IT DOESN\u2019T FUCKING WORK!<\/em><\/p>\n