Findom: Too Drunk to Care 🤷‍♀️🍷 - This is exactly what the "Goddess Tax" pays for. A flawless meal, perfect drinks, and me looking spectacular. You funded the perfect evening. I won’t be online tonight because I am currently too divinely intoxicated by the experience 🤒 (and the alcohol) 🍸 to even consider logging in. Enjoy these crumbs of my night. I’ll see which of you step up with a "hangover cure" tribute by morning. 💖💳