Forget chocolate advent calendars – the real countdown this December is happening on BSX Freeview, Channel 673, every night from 10pm to midnight. Whether you’re sneaking a bit of alone time after work, or nursing a food coma after too much turkey, we’ve stacked the schedule with some seriously dangerous women. Solo nights, double acts, Christmas week specials – December is absolutely not the month to “have an early night”. Here’s who’s taking over your Freeview screen on Channel 673 (10pm–Midnight) this month…
Mid-Month Mayhem
11th December – Karlie Simon
The 11th belongs to Karlie Simon, and she’s the definition of a “don’t change the channel” girl. You know the drill! Lock in from 10pm on 673 – you won’t be flicking away once Karlie gets going.
12th December – Dolly DD & Roxi Keogh
On the 12th, we’re going full curves with Dolly DD and Roxi Keogh. You’re getting two personalities that bounce off each other perfectly
13th December – Tasmin Riley & Vicki P
Closing out week two, we’ve got Tasmin R and Vicki P. Think Mid-month energy that feels like pre-Christmas drinks but on your sofa. Consider this the point of no return: once you’ve watched this week on 673 from 10pm, you’re fully locked into BSX for the rest of December.
Pre-Christmas Chaos
18th December – Valentina Boux & Katt Noir
The 18th is for the people who like things a bit darker, a bit moodier, a bit more… intense. If your idea of Christmas involves more latex than tinsel, this is your 10pm–midnight appointment.
19th December – Irish Essie & Cherry Tart
On the 19th, things get cheeky with Irish Essie and Cherry Tart. Ideal viewing with a drink in hand and zero plans to be sensible in the morning.
20th December – Epiphany Jones & Harley Quinn
Rounding off the pre-Christmas trio: Epiphany Jones and Harley Quinn on the 20th. This is the night to get it out of your system before you’re trapped playing board games with relatives.
Boxing Day & Beyond
Christmas might technically be “over”, but let’s be honest – Boxing Day is for leftovers, naps and filth.
26th December – Beth Bennett
On 26th December, we’ve got Beth Bennett on Freeview Channel 673, because of course we do. The Queen herself, in that weird hazy bit between Christmas and New Year when nobody knows what day it is and your only real responsibility is not eating a full tub of Roses in one go.
27th December – Eva May & Elizabeth Romonava
And finally, on 27th December, we’ve got Eva May back – this time teamed with Elizabeth Romonava offering lesbian filth and cheap phone sex. The perfect bridge between Christmas chaos and whatever New Year’s trouble you’re planning
Set a reminder, reclaim the sofa, and maybe “accidentally” lose the remote for a couple of hours.
December is meant to be indulgent – and this BSX Freeview line-up on Channel 673, 10pm-Midnight s unapologetically that.
Pick your nights, line up your excuses for being tired the next day…and let the girls handle the rest.
