It’s me – Reede Fox, come with me as I raid the Babestation Facebook comments and conjure up the most unrealistic show ever Celebrity Babestation.
Every now and then the official Babestation Facebook drops a question that absolutely sends people feral. The other day it was this little gem:
“If there was a Celebrity Babestation Show, who would you like to see take part (not that they probably would!) – I’d have at the top of my list Lucy Pinder”
Cue the comments going absolutely off. Names flying everywhere. Zero realism. 100% vibes.
So, in the spirit of completely harmless fantasy (because let’s be clear: none of these women are ever going to rock up on a Babestation night show and enter you all with cheap phone sex – sadly), let’s talk about the Celebrity Babestation Dream Roster the fans built in that thread.
Centre Stage: Lucy Pinder, The Forever Babe
Putting Lucy Pinder first is basically UK lad culture law. She’s the blueprint. Old school glamour, that ‘I know exactly what you’re thinking’ look, and a generation’s first proper ‘oh wow’ moment in a magazine. A Celebrity Babestation show with Lucy leaning over the desk, smiling before she even speaks?
That’s exactly why her name came up first.
Rhian, Holly & Kelly: The Holy Trinity
One comment summed it up perfectly:
“Add Holly Willoughby and Kelly Brook to Lucy Pinder and don’t forget Rhian Sugden.”
That’s not a line up, that’s a national event. Rhian Sugden brings full glamour with tabloid history and teases callers like it’s an Olympic sport.
Holly Willoughby does innocent giggles while absolutely melting the phone lines. Kelly Brook is effortless curves, cheeky laugh, main character energy. In another universe, she’s hosting.
Put them next to Lucy and you’ve got the big tits Avengers of early 2000s British crushes.
Soap Goddesses After Dark
Facebook also unleashed the soap fantasies: Lacey Turner, Michelle Keegan, Tina O’Brien, Lucy Fallon.
Years of dramatic storylines hardwired these crushes into people’s brains. In fantasy land: Lacey sounds sweet then casually drops something filthy. Michelle is immaculate, lethal, and takes no nonsense. Tina has that ‘girl from school who turned out stunning’ pull. Lucy Fallon giggles while annihilating your phone bill.
Never happening. Still impossible not to imagine.
Pop Girls Gone Wild
Then things went global. Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Miley turns it into half show, half art performance. Katy brings cartoon pin up chaos. Cute one second, savage the next. Jennifer Love Hewitt is the eternal 90s crush. The voice alone does the damage. At this point it’s less TV show and more public health incident. I can’t stop picturing Jennifer Love Hewitt on cams.
Liz Hurley: The Curveball
There is always one comment that just says “Liz Hurley.” No explanation needed. She has posh but filthy potential, safety pin dress legacy, and the ability to make anything sound obscene. In the fantasy, she turns up late, takes one call, raises an eyebrow, and leaves devastation behind.
Why Fans Love This
On paper, Celebrity Babestation is ridiculous. None of these women are clocking in for a 900 number. That’s the fun.
It’s nostalgia, tabloid crush culture, and late night imagination colliding. When someone says “Lucy Pinder, Rhian Sugden, Kelly Brook, let’s go,” what they really mean is: Remember when all of this felt exciting and a bit naughty?
Back to Reality
No, this show isn’t happening.
But the fact one Facebook post can summon this kind of fantasy lineup says everything about the Babestation audience, UK pop culture, and how deep those crushes still run.
Until an alternate universe opens up, we stick to what actually exists. Real Babestation babes. Real calls. And just enough “what if” to keep your brain buzzing after lights out. Want to chat to sexy babes? Create a free account here to connect to the hottest babes on the planet!
Love, Reede Fox XOXO
