Want a way to get even further from reality? Then why not try the new sex robot unlike any other. RealDoll CEO Matt McMullen has revealed that he’s introducing an artificially intelligent robot in April this year, one that has it’s own emotions. Crazy right? Prostitutes and escorts must be quaking in their boots right now.

Say goodbye to the days where you come home feeling horny and your wife wont stop nagging you about one thing or another. Soon you will be able to just trade that whiny in for a sensual sex robot instead, one that understands your wants and needs.

Not only will your robot put out every time you want it, but she’ll be able to have a thought provoking conversation with you afterwards. The new breed of robot will be witty, charming and funny with her very own ‘personality’. McMullen says:

“Emotional connections are the foundations of relationships and that’s what we are simulating. It’s emotions which add the X factor to sex. I think two people can meet in a bar, have sex the same night and not remember each others names and say, ‘well that was fun.”

People crave a deeper connection. With the new robots users can facilitate that connection with a special app that can be used on phones, tablets and computers. The app will coordinate with the robot to provide an even more authentic experience.

The robots  will come with a wide variety of personalities, including sexual, kind, shy, friendly, naive and intellectual. Users will be able to tweak these qualities at the touch of a button. It could just be me, but I imagine guys who select the naive function to look like this.

Obviously these robots aren’t going to be cheap, with even the most basic model costing around £12,000 so you better start saving folks!

I guess you will no longer have to settle for the ugly chick in the bar at 2am just to get your end away! You’ll be able to come home to your fine ass robot instead. Awesome!