Bomb squad technicians had to be called out to a hospital in Gloucestershire after doctors called up about a situation involving a man reported to have WWII anti-tank shell stuck up his ass. Yup, you did indeed read that correctly. With all the sex toys on the market and all of the anal pleasure devises, this dude decided to stick a rusty anti-tank shell up his butthole.

Bomb squad technicians reported to the scene after doctors and nurses feared that the WWII shell would explode, leaving not only the dude in millions of tiny pieces, but also everyone else around him. It’s a pretty serious matter. I don’t know why he couldn’t have used a cucumber or his wife’s dildo instead but hey, I guess I’ll never understand this man’s thought process.

Apparently the patient, who preferred to remain anonymous (as you would) reportedly told doctors that he “slipped and fell” onto the shell, which measured a whooping 17cm by 6cm. Likely story! The guy claimed that the shell was part of his own personal collection. I don’t know if that’s better or worse – Knowing it’s been gathering dust in his display cabinet or whether he just found it during a little walk in the countryside.


(Maybe he should start collecting pics and videos from the Babestation VIP members area)

Either way the dude said he was in considerable about a pain. A source told the Sun newspaper:

“He was in a considerable amount of pain. I think he collected military memorabilia.”

I mean that’s understandable. You’d expect to experience some agony after jamming a 17cm object up your ass hole. A doctor who treated the man added:

The item had been removed prior to police arrival and the Army’s Explosive Ordnance Disposal team were contacted.”

A hospital spokesperson concluded that all the  relevant safety protocols were adhered to and that the safety of l patients and staff were their top priority and that there were no risks. The bomb squad later confirmed this and the dude was sent on his merry way albeit a bit red-faced and no doubt a bit red assed. Everyone just do yourself a favour and if you ever feel the urge to stick something up your ass, find something that is designed to do so.

Or maybe register on babecall and get involved with our sexy babes.  You could even start by watching some videos right here for free!

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