A dude from Kazakhstan (no, not Borat) has just tied the knot with his blushing bride, in front of a crowd of their closest friends and family. Awww, sweet right? Not quite – the nuptials were between a bodybuilder and his sex doll, Margo, so not quite an event for the entire family.

Yuri Tolochko, has been dating his blonde rubber fiance for the past 18 months and felt like now, smack bang in the middle of a pandemic, was the best time to drag his family out of lockdown to attend his wedding. Margo wore a traditional long white lacy wedding dress, while Yuri rocked a black dinner-suit and bow tie. The wedding was a traditional kind of ceremony, complete with confetti, a slap up meal and even a “first dance”, which basically involved Yuri propping up Margo on the dancefloor like some sort of drunken lush.

The beautiful ceremony is immortalized on Instagram.

Believe it or not, Yuri actually proposed to Margo last December but the wedding had to be postponed due to A – COVID, and B – Yuri being attacked at a transgender rally. When asked what Yuri sees in Margo, he simply says it’s because of her “dirty personality and tender soul inside”. I mean those are pretty desirable qualities tbf.

Yuri says he first met Margo in a nightclub, where he rescued her from unwanted male attention. Yeah, I’m not entirely sure how that works. Was she just bar flying when a bunch of dudes tried to hit on her and in waltzed Yuri like a knight in shining armour?! Who knows?! Since that night, the couple have been inseparable and Yuri has even paid for Margo to have cosmetic surgery. Yuri says:

“Couples need to talk less and connect more. With time and experience, Margo and I realised that it takes more than words to have a conversation.”

That’s handy. I guess a rubber sex doll is the perfect choice for someone who wants a partner with no thoughts, feelings and pesky opinions. Congratulations, Yuri. If you do like a woman with an actual personality and the ability to banter with you, you’re best bet to is come to Babestation. Our babes love to satisfy your needs.